I love college because sometimes you get to eat coffee and bagels for dinner but I also hate college because sometimes you have to eat coffee and bagels for dinner
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
Spin the bottle? No. Teen drinking parties? No. Food fights? HOLY FREAKING MOTHER OF YES LEMMIE TELL Y’ALL A STORY.
So in like seventh/eighth grade, my friends and I would have food fights Every. Single. Lunch. We threw fruit snacks across tables and flung slimy sandwich bits at each other every day. The last bit of juice in the pouch was always aimed at somebody’s face. Cupcakes were basically grenades.
It got so bad that after one particularly creative incident involving copious amounts of guacamole, the principle punished like eight of us by making us clean the lunchroom after school for the rest of the year
Dumping a mound of powdered creamer into your coffee because you’re a broke college student with no sugar